So we went to the Maddy on Friday. The best place to sit (or worst if you don't like having funny stories to tell later) is on the bottom floor at the back, since everyone walks through there when they go in.
So there we are, a group of 12 people around a table, no space for any randoms to sneak in you would think. Five of us are minding our own business, playing Egyptian Ratscrew, when out of nowhere random dude (who i will refer to as RD from now on) interrupts our game and says to 1 of 3 girls at the table and says "Excuse me I noticed you are very cute, what's your name?"
She quickly makes up a fake name, "Michelle".
He asks some more generic questions about her studies, and gets some more made up answers. My gf says to another guy at the table, "Aren't you going to stand up for your girlfriend?" RD says he
gets the hint, but then asks us some questions about our card game, and asks if he can join us anyway!??? nobody says yes, but he squeezes in, with 2 of his buddies hovering on the table outskirts. Somebody explains our game to him, yet he didn't manage to slap in even once.
Eventually he buggered off.
RD:
ballz: 100
smoothness: 0
Then some random girls watching our game from over the railing yelled to ask me what faculty I am in...no I was not wearing any university paraphernalia, and this was not a University bar.
So...sit at this table if you want some attention :)
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